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Santa told me you'd been very good this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas! Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone's sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas! There are four stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus.
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Table of Contents Funny Merry Christmas Wishes Here are a few of our favorite funny Christmas wishes. I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wishing you a happy Christmas! Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow.
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100 Funny Christmas Quotes 1. "I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, 'So does the guy I stole it from.'" โ David.
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Funny Christmas Quotes. Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. Andy Borowitz. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. Victor Borge. My husband's idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge. Melanie White. "There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas.
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1. "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 6. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." โ Shirley Temple 2. "Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of.
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80 Funny Messages to Write in a Christmas Card "Just remember: the best part about Christmas is the food. So eat, drink, and be merry!" "This Christmas, may your family be functional and all your batteries included." "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!" "Did you know Santa has a gardening hobby?
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Here are some funny Christmas wishes, messages, and quotes: "Wishing you a Christmas so merry, you'll be on the naughty list for laughing too hard!" "May your Christmas tree be as lit as your grandma's after a few glasses of eggnog!" "This Christmas, calories don't count. So eat, drink, and be merry - next year's resolution can handle it!"
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Ho! It's almost Christmas! Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive. Wishing you the gifts of the season โ Peace, Joy, and Cabernet Sauvignon. Time to get into the Christmas spirit - vodka, wine, rum, etc. Santa saw your Facebook - you're getting a dictionary this year!
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Funny Christmas Wishes. May you shed all those gingerbread pounds by New Year's Eve. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas Wishes. Short Christmas Wishes. Funny Christmas Wishes. View Wish 3416. Just a little longer and it will finally be the day we've all been waiting for - the day after Christmas! I know you can do it.
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Are you short on time? Check out the editor's favorite funny Christmas card messages. For family: "In case I don't see you this Christmas, here are the answers to a few questions I know you would have askedโฆ No. I am still not married, have no boyfriend, and yes I still have that shitty job. Merry Christmas." For friends: "Happy Holidays!
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Enjoy! This Christmas, go easy on the Pepsi. โ Home Alone It's hard to buy you something for Christmas when you got everything you ever wanted when you married me. [ find the card here!] In a world full of Grinches, just be a Griswold. โ National Lampoon Why is Christmas just like a day in the office?
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40 Funny Christmas Wishes By Paul V. - Share fun this Christmas and make your friends and family laugh with the funny Christmas wishes and greetings. Christmas is the most anticipated and beautiful season of the year, so let your love and humor spread all around you and design the most amazing smiles on your beloved faces!
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" " May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas! " " Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!"
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Find: Merry Christmas Wishes for Friends. Funny Christmas Messages. 1. I wish you hit the jackpot tonight for wealth, health, and happiness to take you through the New Year! 2. Sending you a train loaded with good wishes! Merry Christmas! 3. Christmas is not only about Thanksgiving, it's also about having fun, and eating as much as you can.
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Ho ho ho! Just thought I'd send a few ho's your way this Christmas. Hope Christmas makes you so jolly that you annoy the hell out of everyone around you. Hope you have a fa la la la la la la la lot of fun this Christmas. Keep watching the skiesโฆ but don't get reindeer poop in your eyes. You made the Nice list!
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- Ginjas! (We never get tired of this Christmas holiday joke!) Christmas is Claus for celebration! It's the most wine-derful time of the year. This holiday season let us treasure what is truly important in all our lives, the reason for the season: your Cookies. You know those commercials where the present is a brand new car with a big red bow?